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大家應該都發現了，Ian很少在部落格放他的照片，因為他沒有數位相機。

但是今天Ian特地請他的媽媽找出他小時候的照片，要與你分享他以前所做過的瘋狂事蹟！

Hey everyone,

I know that some of my blog entries in the past may have been a little boring, but it's not my fault. I'm serious. My life is not all just drinking soybean milk out of the garbage can. It's because I don't have a camera and I can't take any pictures.

But this week I called my mom and I got her to send me some good pictures of things I've done in the past. I hope you enjoy this week, because these are some of my proudest moments.

People in Taiwan always tell me that I'm too skinny, and I need to eat more. But I have a good reason for keeping myself slim.

I used to compete globally in bodybuilding competitions. It was fun for a while, but I got so big that it was hard to find clothes, and I couldn't fit through a lot of doors.

 I decided to change my lifestyle when my friend hit me with his car and his car was ruined.

After I slimmed down, I regained my speed and agility, and started playing soccer again. Winning the World Cup was ok, but to be honest,  I think it's a little over-rated.

I played for the Italians because Canada didn't have a team in the World Cup.

I was actually the first man on the moon. Our mission was so secret that even the Americans didn't know about it.  We kept it secret from everyone.

When the Americans were the second to land on the moon, they were surprised to see the Canadian flag that I left behind. Neil Armstrong took it down for his picture, and I'll never forgive him for that.

One of the saddest moments of my life was when I won the American presidency with a historic 100%-0% vote count, but the American government wouldn't let me take office when they found out that I'm Canadian.

I love jazz, and I was lucky enough to have a couple jam sessions with "The Bird" Charlie Parker before he died. He was called "The Bird" because he played so smoothly, it sounded like a bird singing.

He was a really good guy, but he just couldn't keep up to my tempo. I guess I just played a little too fast.

The first man to evolve from a 500 year old jellyfish into a human being, I try to stay humble and avoid being a famous superstar. I learned a lot from being a jellyfish, and being a jellyfish has definitely made me the person I am today.... because I evolved from being a jellyfish, you know?

以上，只是Ian跟大家開的小玩笑......